"Well, this is Milliways," says Daniel taking a quick look over his shoulder, "And this is Guide..."

At least the hall behind him was empty, aside from a young Siamese cat stalking people's ankles.

Guide on hearing his name glances back at Daniel Jackson.

"Daniel Jackson, this one refuses to move," he growls.

"I can see that. Are you two going to duke it out, 'cause you know I would rather not get in the middle of that."